Johnson & Johnson's in Rock & Roll

During their chronal adventures, Neal and George discovered a deep, dark secret of the music industry. Apparently, for years, the Johnson & Johnson company has been stealthily influencing some of Rock & Roll's greatest artists. George and Neal weren't shocked by Johnson & Johnson's sponsorship, promotion, and clandestine influence of the arts as much as we were at the fact that these surreptitious manipulations have been kept secret from the multitudes. 

Among the shocking discoveries are:

• J&J's Baby Shampoo sponsored Ozzy's No More Tears tour.

• J&J's Baby Powder inspired Clapton's Cocaine.

• J&J's Band-Aid was the corporate sponsor for Farm-Aid.

• In 2010, J&J's Listerine promoted a one-night-only concert for Baltimora, which consisted only of an extended version of "Tarzan Boy".

• In 2014, Steven Tyler of Aerosmith legally changed his name to Steven Tylernol after an endorsement deal with J&J's Tylenol brand.

• J&J Dental Floss receives royalties every time Sisqo's "Thong Song" is played.

• Chris DeBurgh's hit "Lady in Red" was written one night after his girlfriend sent him out to buy J&J Maxi Pads.

• The first print run of Pink Floyd's remastered "Dark Side of the Moon" 1998 25th anniversary album art actually featured an image of J&J Acuvue contact lenses instead of a prism.

• J&J's Neutrogena covertly founded Lollapalooza, H.O.R.D.E. Fest, Lilith Fair, Woodstock, and other concert festivals to attract young, acne-prone teens.

• The hats that Devo wore in their video for "Whip It" were actually spray painted rolls of J&J's Duct Tape.

And we're positive that we've only scratched the surface of Johnson & Johnson's mysterious involvement in the history of Rock & Roll.