Like a zombie, or that leftover beef stew that's been in the fridge for 2 years, "The Saga" is coming back to life!
In which ducks are outlawed, Better Midler stalks us, and we didn't party...
Enter, if you dare.
123 Entries in Part 1:
Just a little background
From the generic
In the Beginning... AKA: The Origin
Peaches and CREAM!
The Great Smog of '52
March of 2009
EastKippur
Samhain and Zarathosht Diso
Tooth-whitening Toothpaste
Teeth are for Wussies, so Give Edentulous a Chance
We Help You Help Yourself - Self Help Clinic
Cold Fusion
Synchronized Swimming
Band Camp
Historic 10 year journey from Chicago to DeKalb
Facebook Edit-Off
Neal Simon's Manhood
Rock Smoothies & Time Machines: The Origin
Falling Out
We the Bad-Ass Americans
Metropolitan & Allied Bank [GH] Ltd. Nima Branch
Breakin'!
Not Conspiracy Theories
;Þ
Zardoz
Teleportation
Bucket Run
Back Surgery
We talked in haiku, | And then in anagrams, too. | Darned nuts, understand?
Science Donations
Robot Enslavement
Party Like It's 1999
7 South Dearborn Tower in Chicago
Infecting 1002
Igpay Atinlay: The Origin
Geal
The Heroic Journey of Two Wonderful, Influential, Benevolent Human Beings
Hollywood DermaFleck
The Recession of 2009: The Origin
[CENSORED BY AI OVERLORDS]
Basic Instinct
George and Neal and the Masters of the Universe
Visiting Eternia
El Niño and La Niña
Kidnapped by Ninjas
Damn you, Midler!
2015
Witness Protection
Illuminati, New World Order, Bilderberg Group, Committee of 300, the...
Super Bowl: The Origin
George & Neal's Excellent Adventure
Fear Factor Delicacies
Napoleon's iPod: The Origin
They're all True Stories
The DHARMA Initiative
Just Another Barbecue
Don Cherry's Wardrobe: The Origin
Sisters of Endless Guilt
The Prolific Pancake Pileup
Darwin Loves Us!
The Opposable Nose: The Origin
Vacationing in 165,003 B.C.
Able Archer 83: The Origin
Who Wants to Be a Hundred-Aire
Binabble and Mon-opoly
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
Clean, Efficient, Traumatizing Feeble Power
Calendar Confusion
Tic-Tac-Toe-Two
In Great Shape
Broccloaf
Oh God I Shot Momma
Save the Dinosaurs
Smells That I Can Produce and Then Identify
The Twelve Step Approach
Worst... Enya... Ever...
QZIZZLE-PIZZLE
Mmmmmmm... George Juice!
Great Organization Over Development of the Global Relief of Idiocy Effort
Constitutionally Safe
Sorry-for-the-Hyphens
The Evian Mobile
Vanished Celebrity Vaudeville Variety Hour
Definitely not Vain
The Multiverse
Area 51¾
We're Not Bigfoot
It Was A Big Stapler
Norris and Nye
Procrastinat... I'll finish later...
The Dark Ages: The Origin
Free TV!
George Spores
It's Convenient: The Origin
Viking/English Hostility
Slap-Bracelets: The Origin
Big Triangular Shaped Buildings
Hollow Earth
Love Aid Rings
Ultra-Mega Teeth Brushing and Cleaning System
1964 through 1969
Feats of Strength!™
Under Siege
Ralph Malph
The Neo-Geo Fanclub
Jerry Falwell's 65th Birthday Party
Religious iDeals
Allergic to Peanuts
The Georgeless Bunch
Taylor Wharton LABS-40K Cryogenic Freezer
P & VP
PDD Reactor
Bum Ba Bum, Ba Bum Bum...
Rudolph: The Origin
KISS
Vun (ah ah ah) Too (ah ah ah) Tree (ah ah ah)...
Sinatra Sluggers
Just Good Ol' Boys
Lavender, Lavender Everywhere
Chainsaw Wielding Raccoons
Neal's On Wheels
Phhhhlbtttt!!!